Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
i got a nosebleed from thinking about teh yaoiz in the middle of class again ;/
For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your
I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.
It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.