curiosity kills

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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barajime:

i got a nosebleed from thinking about teh yaoiz in the middle of class again ;/

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#me

thelesbianguide:

For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

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It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.

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Hormones can cause the slugs to feel emotional which can cause them to push away or not be with the other slugs.
—direct quote from an AP Bio homework response (via iamlittlei)

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jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

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fyeahwelcometohell:

weather-warden:

i dont know if someone already noticed this or

Oh man there was a post about this a million years ago. Nice spotting it!

Things to buy
Sideburns
Socks
long Johns
Cuties Clementines 
(grapes)

And then the notes

John remember to brush.
   - Mom

And

Thesis due in May. Fuck you. Shit everywhere.

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theezara:

literally tumblr

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